SaveMe4rmMe

How many times do I have to tell you? I don't like cheese!

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.

—A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

  • parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
  • me: what do you wanna know

glamourousbetch:

I hate when boys say “let’s chill”
What the fuck is chill? I’m a grown ass woman I don’t chill. You buying me dinner? I like steak.

(via stoppedlovingyou)

thagal:

white people ARE inherently racist the same way y’all think that black people ARE inherently thieves and Latinos ARE inherently drug dealers and Asians ARE inherently intelligent

(via sweetbrownsugardoll)