How many times do I have to tell you? I don't like cheese!

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.

—A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

  • parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
  • me: what do you wanna know


I hate when boys say “let’s chill”
What the fuck is chill? I’m a grown ass woman I don’t chill. You buying me dinner? I like steak.

(via stoppedlovingyou)


white people ARE inherently racist the same way y’all think that black people ARE inherently thieves and Latinos ARE inherently drug dealers and Asians ARE inherently intelligent

(via sweetbrownsugardoll)